Friday, June 26, 2009

Things I Decided IV

Here it is, folks.

1. It is worthwhile to explore Alexisonfire's older releases.

I just picked up the band's latest release, Old Crows/Young Cardinals. After I listened to the whole album once through I was not disappointed in the least bit. As a result, I dug up some older tracks to listen to.

I was surprisingly expressed. Most of them were as raw as I expected, and George Petit's screams were more prevalent than Dallas Green's soothing melodies. Regardless, they were still phenomenal and catchy. The singing trifecta of Petit, Green, and Wade Boggs MacNeil does a great job of rotating between all the right emotions at the right times.

Enough. I don't really know anything about music, so I'll stop acting like it. Here's "Accidents". Give it a full listen through.



2. I need a new phone.

A piece covering the hinge on my current one cracked and fell off. As a result, I can pull the hinge out, and I have to push it back in a certain way every time I close it. A new phone is in order, though it will still have to be a flip phone. The texting phones are more than I need, and the touchscreen ones feel too flashy.

3. I should write a book.

I don't know what it should be about. I love writing. I'm not sure if I should write a book or a screenplay, and I don't know what it should be about. Furthermore, I hate everything I write. Rough way to write.

4. People shouldn't overreact as much.

Sometimes people are either too tightly wound or too ready to fight. So this is for everybody: just relax. Don't assume you're always being attacked, and understand that people are going to joke around with you. If they take it too far, then they've taken it too far. But if you're among friends, it's unlikely they'll take it too far, so just remind yourself to calm down.

5. Music is often better when blasted.

Not through headphones. Never through headphones. Speakers. Speakers. Speakers.

Go. Right now. Sit in your room. Put on fun music, and turn up the volume. Either sit back and enjoy, or walk around and dance.

"Shut up, grow up, turn it up."

6. Graduations are sad.

I was at a high school graduation the other day.

On one hand, they're happy. Everybody is graduating, moving onto bigger and better things. The future shines brighter than the past, or something like that.

But the past is sad. Everybody is graduating, symbolizing their release from high school and all of its memories. Sure, they'll never forget their years in high school. But everyone in the grade will never be together again, never be the same age again. You may never see some of the people in your grade ever again. 30 years down the road, you may not even be able to picture their face, or conjure their voice inside your head. Names will slowly drift away.



Don't know about you, but that makes me sad.

7. The Flyers overpaid for Chris Pronger.

The trade: RW Joffrey Lupul, D Luca Sbisa, 2009 first round pick, 2010 first round pick, and a conditional 2010 third round pick to the Anaheim Ducks for...D Chris Pronger, F Ryan Dingle.


Pronger is a top-pairing defenseman nearing the end of his career, but he's not done yet, and he may even have a few good years left in him. His physical style of play fits the Philadelphia mold for hockey players, and he is still a contributor offensively. He also brings leadership and a Stanley Cup ring to the locker room. Ryan Dingle's worth is questionable.

With that being said, let's analyze what the Ducks received.

Lupul: A solid forward, probably best suited as a second line winger. Not a superstar, but he'll give you 50 or so points with a relatively even split between goals and assists. Interestingly, enough, this is the second time he has been traded for Pronger. It should be noted that next season his contract extension would kick in, giving him a cap hit of about 4 million dollars a year. Too much.


Sbisa: Still young (a first round pick from the '08 draft), but loaded with potential nonetheless, which he showcased in an early season call-up to the Flyers. I'd rather lose him than one of the Flyers' other great forward prospects (Claude Giroux, James van Riemsdyk).

Picks: This is where I hate it. No, the two picks are not guaranteed NHL stars. But they're important for building the franchise, and should Pronger not resign and the Flyers not win the cup next season, the team's infusion of young talent may feature a few bumpy spots.

That being said, I hope the Flyers trade away Daniel Briere and his massive contract in order to free up cap space. This will lead to:
1. More cap room, which in turn, gives you...
2. The resigning of Mike Knuble.
3. Hopefully, a first round pick, or at least a decent defenseman.

8. The Rangers' cap situation has made it impossible for them to become contenders.

Over half of their cap room (32.782 million) is invested in Chris Drury, Scott Gomez, Michal Rozsival, Wade Redden, and Henrik Lundqvist. Lundqvist is the only one earning that much money right now, and this is by no means an indictment of Chris Drury.


Eternal optimists will point out that the team has around 17-18 million dollars worth of cap space.

Pessimists will remind you that team only has 4 forwards and 4 defenseman currently under contract. Rozsival's and Drury's contracts expire after 2011-12, while Gomez's and Redden's expire after 2014-15.

This penchant for overpaying veterans, coupled with the team's inability to draft well, will cause trouble in the future. My favorite example is the 2003 draft: the only player taken in the 1st round that has yet to play an NHL game is RW Hugh Jessiman, taken 12th overall by the Rangers. Jessiman was traded to the Nashville Predators this past season just to get rid of him in exchange for future considerations.

Good luck building a (winning) team.

9. Old Zelda games are absurdly fun.

Remember Ocarina of Time? And Wind Waker?


Great stuff. I highly suggest you replay them. I already beat Wind Waker, and am nearing the end of Ocarina of Time. Next up is Majora's Mask, or, if I decide to go a little more modern, Twilight Princess.

Few games have ever reached the same level as the Zelda games. If you find yourself bored over the summer, go pick up a used copy of one. It'll be well worth your time and money.

10. James Bond rankings.

10.1 Sean Connery - the original. No questions here.


10.2 Roger Moore - still smooth, still dangerous. His performances didn't measure up to Connery's, but he was the next best imitation of Connery's Bond.


10.3 Daniel Craig - Craig's newer, grittier Bond has been a revelation, and he's made the character his own without changing the role too much. Just look at the pictures. Connery and Moore are simply pointing the gun upwards, while Craig is letting you know he means business.


10.4 Pierce Brosnan - too smooth, too pretty, too many fancy gadgets that seemed to fit his every need perfectly. GoldenEye was good, but it went downhill afterwards. Nothing against Pierce, though; had I seen The Matador, I probably would've liked it.

10.5 George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton - because there's no way I can convince you either of them were any good as Bond.

11. Barbecues rule.

Nothing like some burgers, hot dogs, chips, and a cold beverage. Some frisbee, wiffle ball, basketball afterwards, or maybe croquet if you want to take it especially easy. Best of all, though, is to just sit out back, relax, and talk.

And now, for The Sounds' "No One Sleeps When I'm Awake":



-brett

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Thoughts On The Stanley Cup Finals

Prior to this blog, it should be noted that I am biased against the Pittsburgh Penguins. However, I'll do my best to limit this bias.

If you didn't know (you probably didn't), it's the Pittsburgh Penguins vs. the Detroit Red Wings. After last night's 5-0 route of the Penguins by Detroit, Detroit leads the series 3-2, heading back to Pittsburgh for Game 6 on Tuesday night. Any momentum the Penguins had following their Game 4 win at home was completely obliterated as the Wings took over the game.


DETROIT
Impressive Detroit Players
1. Darren Helm - Helm seems like he's everywhere at once, constantly backchecking the Penguins forwards as well as throwing his body around like a wrecking ball on the forecheck. He's not overly flashy, but he has a nice combination of speed and physicality that makes him an ideal energy player. Turn on the game, and you're likely to hear his name within the first 10 seconds of viewing. I'm not even sure if he ever leaves the ice.


2. Pavel Datsyuk - Sat out Games 1-4, and, of course, once he's back for Game 5, the Wings take it 5-0. His two assists are nice, but the scoresheet donuts for Malkin and Crosby show the true importance of Datsyuk to this team.

3. Chris Osgood - Osgood has, realistically, not been particularly impressive. He was decent in Games 1 and 2, but luck was on his side, and he was exposed in Games 3 and 4. However, the Game 5 shutout was "vintage" Osgood; to put it simply, he only has to be good, not great, to win games. Most of the time, he doesn't even have to be good, which is helpful, considering he's...y'know...not that good. Don't underappreciate him, though. If the Wings take the Cup yet again, that will be Osgood's 4th Stanley Cup ring.

Detroit Player That Needs To Be Better
Marian Hossa - If anything, do it to save yourself the shame. Hossa left the Penguins at the end of last season because he thought Detroit had a better chance of winning the cup. In defense of his play, Hossa hasn't been able to catch too many breaks, but if he can get himself going then Detroit should be able to pull away with the series. It would probably help if spent less time plowing into Penguins backup goalie Mathieu Garon, and more time scoring. The man is a villain in Pittsburgh, and it's up to him to justify his decision.


Detroit Player Whose Name I Like
Justin Abdelkader

PENGUINS
Impressive Pittsburgh Players
1. Maxime Talbot - Talbot is a player in a similar mold to that of Helm. Fast and...rambunctious, Talbot is a key depth player. He is part of the heart of this Penguins team, and his 2 goals in Game 3 were key. He also gets the superstar treatment:



2. Sergei Gonchar - Gonchar deserves some credit for playing through his knee injury, and he's an important piece on the power point as well. Furthermore, he's avoided another one of these:



Jekyll and Hyde Pittsburgh Players
1. Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin - For Pittsburgh, it's all about home ice. Crosby and Malkin have combined for 8 points on home ice, while only 2 on the road (Malkin has both!). After Malkin's disappearance act last year, both players have showed up in a massive way for the playoffs. However, Datsyuk and Henrik Zetterberg are two of the best defensive forwards in the league, if not the two best. Crosby and Malkin need to break free of them not at only at home, but on the road, regardless of whether they're getting the matchups they want or not.


Furthermore, at certain times in the series, it's been obvious that Detroit is inside their heads, whether it's Malkin going after Zetterberg at the end of Game 2 or Crosby's unneeded slash on Zetterberg (I couldn't find the video, so I just went with that one) during Game 5. In general, though Crosby has seemed frustrated, whether it's an extra slash or shove while fighting for a loose puck in the corner or having friendly chats with Kirk Maltby (video here). Both players have been stifled in Detroit, and they don't like it one bit.

2. Marc-Andre Fleury - Same for Fleury. Fleury's two best performances came at home. In contrast, he let up 5 goals before being pulled in Game 5. Last year, Fleury was the one constant in the Penguins Finals run; he showed up to play every night. He needs to do that again this year if the Pens have any hope of a comeback.

Things Dan Bylsma Needs To Do
Not let the team lose their composure like at the end of Games 2 and 5. Game 5 gradually deteriorated into a guessing game of which Pittsburgh player would take a run at or slash which Detroit player. Surprsingly, Chris Kunitz only received a roughing call after pulling Darren Helm out of a scrum and punching him, while Helm covering his head was obvious sign he wasn't in a fighting mood. Malkin got away without a suspension at the end of Game 2, despite an instigator penalty for a similar crime. All of Bylsma's regular season success is for naught if he can't pull this team together now.



OTHER STUFF
Tip of the hat to Detroit coach Mike Babcock for bringing the team this far again. Regardless of the talent level the Wings have, he brings it all together phenomenally.

Chris Kunitz, brought in from Anaheim for Ryan Whitney, has only 1 goal in 22 playoff games.

The Penguins have 3 players that played for the Islanders within the past 2 seasons: Ruslan Fedotenko, Bill Guerin, and Miroslav Satan. I don't know why this is relevant.




The White Stripes are pretty good. Check 'em out.

-brett